I'm cleaning out some files (Does it count as housework?? because I'm pretty sure my laundry is more of a priority. Note to self: write down time management for goals for 2009) and found these quotes I used for an Enrichment activity to lure people to come dip pretzels. If they don't make you chuckle, please buy more chocolate for yourself--it makes life GOOD!
* Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.
* I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter.
* There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
* Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
* Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. ~John Q. Tullius
* There are four basic food groups-milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles.
* The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! ~Terry Moore
* I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
* I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
4 comments:
Those are pretty funny! I think I am going to have to use some of them. How were your holidays?
I just made a batch of chocolate cookies for lunch....delic!
Looking for recipes are ya? Include a few with chocolate :)
I tried a dessert once called "Death by Chocolate"... but it only made me stronger.
(Too bad I can't take the credit for that quote.. but I do love it!)
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