Visiting Windsor

Visiting Windsor Castle and The Crooked Tea House

Afterward Rachel's comments were:

"All we did was walk and walk and I just wanted to go!" I don't have the heart to tell her how many more castles we want to see!
Windsor Castle is a beautiful castle to visit. It just sits right there in the middle of the city. The city of Windsor was recently voted the No. 2 Crap (Worst) Town in the UK. Here's why: "The big thing about Windsor is that its townsfolk believe that by living near the castle they are more-or-less royalty themselves. Indeed, once Winsor women pass the age of 60, they seem to lose the plot altogether and convice themselves that they acutally are the Queen. You can often spot these old dears in the town centre, sporting the Queen's hair-do's and spectacles and waddling as regally as they can, with their handbags draped daintily over their wrists."

The Crooked Tea House (crooked-house.com) is a very crooked building that is by Windsor Castle. It's crooked because unseasoned wood was used to build it. It used to have some secret passageway to the castle for romantic meetings for some King and his mistress.